mysterypuppy

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my PC keeps growling @ me wen i use it is that normal

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dont think its that

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I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.

So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT

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a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

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2003 .𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚

only-tiktoks

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The new Hellraiser movie looks great

Trio for Harmonica, Rubber Duck, and Belt in D Minor

The children of the night, what beautiful music they make...

upstairs neighbor behavior

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I love how all the comments at once as completely accurate but still cannot encapsulate what the fuck is going on here.

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.


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Anonymous asked:

have you posted about our prime minister who just fuckin disappeared into the ocean yet

batshit-auspol:

batshit-auspol:

batshit-auspol:

Oh, you mean the one we eulogised by naming a swimming pool after him?

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Actual quote

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Yes let us not forget they named a boat after him and then INTENTIONALLY SUNK IT

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person in your group chat whos two years younger than you: yeah guys sorry i cant make it to jackbox night i gotta go pick up my oscar. Yeah like the movie oscar. Yeah its kind of a pain because i have my lunch with guillermo del toro that afternoon--yeah i met him through a mutual friend. Yeah its pretty cool but honestly ive just been feeling so unproductive lately like idk what im doing with my life. At least ive got that job lined up with pixar to hold me over

That one person who listens to friends at the table: hey have you listened to friends at the table

An Outlook forwarded mail from "Boss" that reads, "Action recommended: transitionALT

Woke boss forcefemming me on company time

as long as it's on the company dime too

fucking a girl with the aux cable strap on and she starts moaning in my voice

starts making that awful popping noise speakers make when you plug them in/unplug them while they're turned on

of course I had to have a scroll through and now I am non-stop giggling at the product image for 'permanent marker'

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please help.. my sharpies.. they are melting

No one here likes transformers and it shows

phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps

No, but literally

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hey, my wraith saw you from across the dungeon and wanted to know if he was cool to touch you with his long-ass skeletal ice finger

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